Welcome to the UnhappyFranchisee.Com series entitled the Dr. John Hayes’ Franchise Fraud School & Pay-For-Praise Emporium!
(UnhappyFranchisee.Com) by the Pullitzer Prize Winning Noble Laureate Professor Sean P. Kelly
This series is specifically about what we’ve dubbed a Pay-for-Praise scheme (Deception-for-Dollars, Lies-for-Loot) headed by a self-proclaimed franchise expert named Dr. John Hayes, a PR firm called BizCom Associates, and BizCom CEO Scott White. Others involved include 23 participating franchise companies, the International Franchise Association (IFA), and a host of others who serve as validators and referral sources for magnanimous Dr. Hayes.
In a broader sense, this series is really about the strange little micro-economy within the franchise sales industry which seems to, for some reason, have become frozen in time (around 1972 or so?) and somehow escaped the oversight and regulations imposed on industries like pharmaceuticals, banking or financial services. Compared to those industries, franchise sellers (and those who sell to franchise sellers) can pretty much exaggerate, distort and even outright lie with impunity.
Franchise marketers have become so emboldened by the lack of oversight and enforcement that businesses have popped up to help mediocre, unspectacular and/or lazy franchise systems trick consumers into believing they are something that they are not. No one is better positioned to exaggerate and distort accomplishments for others than someone who has been doing it for himself for decades.
And that brings us to Dr. John Hayes’ Franchise Fraud School & Pay-For-Praise Emporium!
Step right up! Step right up! It’s new! It’s improved! It’s old-fashioned!
Read the Amazing Part 1, the blog post that started it all! Marvel at words that connect to form sentences! Sentences that that form paragraphs! Paragraphs formed using an ancient language to introduce you to Dr. John Hayes and his franchise alchemy!
Part 2 unlocks the ancient secrets of franchise marketing alchemy, a mystical process with the power to turn a mundane, even broken franchise into one of the 12 Amazing Franchise Opportunities in the World! Dr. John Hayes is one of only a handful of mystics capable of performing that feat… and now YOU can learn his secrets… but only if you read Part 2!
Dr. Hayes founded his Franchise Fraud School & & Pay-For-Praise Emporium! to pass on his dark art to a few worthy students (like you!) Watch as one of Dr. Hayes’ devoted students deploys his techniques to transform a pile of unreadable, generic franchise articles and mundane brochure propaganda into a best-selling book with 80+ rave reviews! You’ll only see it if you read Part 3:
The forces of darkness (ie those pesky buzz-killers bumming us out with strange words like honesty and ethics) are always plotting to overthrow champions of lead generation and franchise fees like Dr. John Hayes! These are the same liberal commies (or do we like commies now?) who want to away our guns, seize our phony franchise rankings and outlaw our bogus franchise awards! See what they’e up to in Part 4:
They say everything is BIG in Texas, which is where FASTSIGNS (& Dickey’s Barbecue Pit, 7-Eleven, and other favorites) call home. In Part 5, we laid out the Texas-sized whoppers we believe FASTSIGNS & CEO Catherine Monson have been spinning. Right about now we reckon the legal and franchise departments are rattlin’ louder than any Amarillo sidewinder, if there is such a thing. Will FASTSIGNS throw down its guns, fess up and ask forgiveness? Will they demand to be purged from the book, destroy all copies and remove the life-size cutout of Dr. John Hayes? Or will they send a wire to IFA headquarters STOP saying send your biggest meanest litigators STOP to wipe this lowdown, yellerbellied blogger of the face ot the Internet! STOP
In Part 6, let’s take a close look at one Dr. John Hayes’ promoted as one of the “12 Amazing Franchise Opportunities for 2015.” The Dickey’s Barbecue Pit case study is powerful because it shows how a single misleading or deceptive award or ranking might be harmless, but expert deceivers like Dickey’s bundle numerous meaningless awards to create a very powerful franchise deception. Dickey’s also provides a powerful example of the personal devastation that results from tricking large numbers of individuals and families into trusting untrustworthy franchise sellers.
STAY-TUNED Will Amazon take down Dr. John Hayes’ books and infringe on his God-given right to lie his ass off?! Other than selling a book-length paid endorsement without disclosing it… Marketing a collection of company brochures and generic articles as on original book that he authored… getting people to make shill purchases and post deceptive customer reviews in violation of numerous Amazon policies… other than that, he’s done NOTHING wrong! Right? What’s your take?
Will Amazon Ban Dr. John Hayes & BizCom Associates?
Is Pinot’s Palette an Amazing Franchise?
Is Dickey’s Barbecue Pit an Amazing Franchise?
Why did the Amazing Dental Fix RX Terminate 25% of its Franchisees?
What Vaporized 2015 Amazing Franchise Palm Beach Vapors?
OTHER FRANCHISE DECEPTION-FOR-DOLLARS POSTS:
Dr. John Hayes Named Dickey’s Barbecue Pit one of the 12 Amazing Franchises for 2015. Here’s how things turned out:
ARE YOU FAMILIAR WITH DR. JOHN HAYES & HIS PUBLICATIONS, SCOTT WHITE, BIZCOM PUBLISHING AND/OR ANY OF THE 23 AMAZING FRANCHISES THEY ARE TOUTING?
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