Deli Delicious Franchising Inc. wants the world to know: They Love Their Frozen Bread! They refuse to shamed by the haters who claim the Frozen isn’t Fresh! Unfortunately, their marketing person Nate Gilbert jumped the iceberg-bound ship and it seems the franchisee ad fund is likely needed to fund lawsuits against franchisees… SO UnhappyFranchisee.Com has decided to donate some ideas DDFI can use to spread the word of their forbidden love!
(UnhappyFranchisee.Com) Deli Delicious Franchising Inc. has been so crazy busy bullying and suing their franchise owners, they haven’t even had time to share the good news with their customers:
After 20 years of serving inferior bread baked fresh daily by Basque Bakery, they now serve frozen bread from a bakery owned by Mohammad Hobab & ali Nekumanesh… made possible by loans guaranteed by you, the taxpayer!
UnhappyFranchisee.Com feels terrible about comparing Mohammad Hobab to Hitler, to reporting that he allegedly threatened to kill a franchisee-of-the-year, and reporting rumors that Ali Nekumanesh fakes phone calls with important people.
We are also a bit embarrassed about giving attorney David Schneider a hard time (What attorney doesn’t miss hearings or blame Defendants for things 3rd party bloggers do?).
We offer our brainstorming services pro-bono for your consideration. If others have ideas, please share them below.
Please consider this protected speech as parody, and our use of your copyrighted images and trademarks as allowable under the doctrine of fair use (I don’t want to run up your considerable Dowling Aaron bill!)
Cogratulations DDFI on your recent press coverage! Customer Sues Deli Delicious Sandwich Chain for False Advertising
More ideas coming. CHECK BACK SOON.
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